Dear Red Riding Hood;
I am glad you enjoy our magazine. Here are some tips to keep wolves out of the house:
- Do not socialize with wolves, stay away from them!
- If a wolf gets in the house, bang pots and pans and make a lot of noise. I would recommend playing country music full blast.
- Call your local hunter or 911.
- Get one of those fancy video doorbells.
- As all children should know, if you do not know who it is, do not open the door!
Yours truly,
Jacob W. Grimm
Good advice! 🤓